My little girl left us today.

All my high school crud.

Verily, Verily, I say onto you

Where else could I go

Ineffectual fornicator,
Purge of poor publicans,
Kettle-mob catamite,
Cheater of Chasper,
Furniture-fracturer,
Light-hearter liar,
Counterfeit-cashman,
Free meal filcher,
Prey on us.

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My boy left me for the Lord.
I'm leaving for the World.